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Happy Almost-Halloween from Hipster Pumpkin!

HAPPY ALMOST HALLOWEEN
HAPPY ALMOST HALLOWEEN

It’s Friday, so my newly-drawn Hipster Pumpkin wants to wish you a Happy Almost-Halloween!  He hopes it is filled with vegan non-GMO raw candy, eco-friendly thrift store-bought costumes made of organic unbleached linen, and soy-based paraben-free (?) candles, and all booze except for pumpkin-flavored beer.  As a pumpkin himself, Hipster Pumpkin finds that too weird even to drink ironically.  He’s not an effing cannibal, guys.