So I’m very tired and could not for the LIFE of me figure out a blog post for “N” in the #AZChallenge, but then my family dog Roxie did this:
She has been digging at/ chewing up the carpet (which is 20+ years old) in the upstairs hall since I came home last month to heal my broken foot, but today took the cake. I tried to stop her from ripping it up but she just jumped and tried to bite my butt cheek, which is as annoying as it sounds, so then I was like, YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY DOG! And then I realized “naughty” starts with “n” and here we are. So basically, the dog is badly behaved, my parents have to spend five grand on hardwood for the upstairs, but, hey, I got a blog post topic out of this SO IT’S ALL GOOD.
Seriously, though, she does not give a FUCK about this carpet, guys:
The problem with this whole situation is that naughty dogs are somehow even cuter than well-behaved dogs, unfortunately. Behold:
So even after she nips at my butt and eats the carpet and then vomits up the carpet pad in the middle of the night, I find myself petting her and stroking her ears and saying GOOD DOG!
And she wins. Every single time. She wins.
That naughty, naughty darling dog.
Sorry, gtg give this bitch a treat.
Please share links to pictures of other NAUGHTY dogs in the comments! I will also accept comments praising and/or condemning Roxie the naughty dog.