Naughty Dog (A-Z Challenge)

So I’m very tired and could not for the LIFE of me figure out a blog post for “N” in the #AZChallenge, but then my family dog Roxie did this:

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I apologize for the quality of the pictures but I was mad and the dog was biting my butt.

She has been digging at/ chewing up the carpet (which is 20+ years old) in the upstairs hall since I came home last month to heal my broken foot, but today took the cake. I tried to stop her from ripping it up but she just jumped and tried to bite my butt cheek, which is as annoying as it sounds, so then I was like, YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY DOG! And then I realized “naughty” starts with “n” and here we are. So basically, the dog is badly behaved, my parents have to spend five grand on hardwood for the upstairs, but, hey, I got a blog post topic out of this SO IT’S ALL GOOD.

Seriously, though, she does not give a FUCK about this carpet, guys:

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Oh, did I do that? Oh, well.
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U mad, ho?

The problem with this whole situation is that naughty dogs are somehow even cuter than well-behaved dogs, unfortunately. Behold:

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Cute dog butt
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Cute dog face.

So even after she nips at my butt and eats the carpet and then vomits up the carpet pad in the middle of the night, I find myself petting her and stroking her ears and saying GOOD DOG!

And she wins. Every single time. She wins.

That naughty, naughty darling dog.

Sorry, gtg give this bitch a treat.

 

Please share links to pictures of other NAUGHTY dogs in the comments! I will also accept comments praising and/or condemning Roxie the naughty dog.

 

 

 

3 thoughts on “Naughty Dog (A-Z Challenge)”

  1. …couldn’t think of an ‘N’ topic while you are in NEW Hampshire, the loveliest state in the nation?! If and when I attempt this writing challenge, I will either write about what I love most about NH or top reasons why I don’t miss NYC. 😛

    If you do this again at some point, I think you need to make sure you have visited Naples, and then the ‘N’ day should just write itself in pizza sauce and mozzarella. Come to think of it, perhaps that is what all blog posts should be written in.

    P.S. Roxie slays, naughty or not. I want to smush her adorable face!

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    1. Lol I actually started a NH post but it was just insipid. Then Roxie destroyed the carpet and I took it as an omen! Lol I totally want though to do a NH ode yourself! And Omg, yes, I want to go to Naples!!

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