It’s Friday, so my newly-drawn Hipster Pumpkin wants to wish you a Happy Almost-Halloween! He hopes it is filled with vegan non-GMO raw candy, eco-friendly thrift store-bought costumes made of organic unbleached linen, and soy-based paraben-free (?) candles, and all booze except for pumpkin-flavored beer. As a pumpkin himself, Hipster Pumpkin finds that too weird even to drink ironically. He’s not an effing cannibal, guys.