As I’ve said before, online dating sucks. As further evidence, I submit to you without further comment the
1517 (apparently) most uninspiring and generally stupid OKCupid messages I have received over the past year, verbatim. Enjoy???
14. You want marry me? [followed by series of twelve emojis]
13. You’re a cutehead!
12. Haha you’re funny
10. The fallacy of reverse design. Converting an is into an ought. Applying HR methodology to dating. Bet you’re meeting a lot of sociopaths and bros that way. Heh.
7. Nice to meet you
6. hi there how are you?
5. Hey how u doin miss
2. Good night ,how are you ?
And the winner is…
- Hi Sorry, I am in a 4 year long term relationship and I was being an asshole to my girlfriend. I cannot actually meet with you because I am with someone else. I love her, and made a mistake.
It’s tough out there. Stay strong, kiddos.