Lol updated: The 17 most uninspiring OKCupid messages you can receive

As I’ve said before, online dating sucks.  As further evidence, I submit to you without further comment the 1517 (apparently) most uninspiring and generally stupid OKCupid messages I have received over the past year, verbatim.  Enjoy???

17. Hi

16. hi

15. hiiii

14. You want marry me? [followed by series of twelve emojis]

13. You’re a cutehead!

12. Haha you’re funny

11. Hello’

10. The fallacy of reverse design.  Converting an is into an ought.  Applying HR methodology to dating.  Bet you’re meeting a lot of sociopaths and bros that way.  Heh.

9. Hey

8. heyyyy

7. Nice to meet you

6.  hi there how are you?

5. Hey how u doin miss

4. Yo

3.  🙂

2. Good night ,how are you ?

And the winner is…

  1. Hi Sorry, I am in a 4 year long term relationship and I was being an asshole to my girlfriend. I cannot actually meet with you because I am with someone else. I love her, and made a mistake.

It’s tough out there.  Stay strong, kiddos.

4 thoughts on “Lol updated: The 17 most uninspiring OKCupid messages you can receive”

  1. I’ve never tried online dating. (I don’t think my wife would be too happy about it.) Even with my almost total lack of experience, though, I’m surprised at just how amazingly bad some of these are. “Heyyyy?” Wow!

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